[ Perhaps thankfully, cameras didn't come along until well after her teenage years. Makes the mystery a little more fun, right? ]

NooOPE! I can barely tell where I'm walking thanks to this place. But at least I know which direction I'm facing when I'm on the ground.

[ One hand waves his way, as if encouraging him.

But hey, don't let me stop you.You can just hop off if it doesn't work out right?