We'll just have to make a better one here. Then they'll be so jealous they'll come here to ask us if they can be our friends too.

[She holds out her hand and happily fist bumps the girl beaming with a bright almost manic grin.]

Hey I've done the boarding school thing. Nuns too! Sounds to me like cool and creepy is the way to go. Beats the hell out of dull and religious.